Candidate for the position of Full-Time Officer

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Supreme Leader - Keir Shaw-McIver

Abolish Residence Life

Security, Quality, Expansion

My Pledges:

  • Screen 'Field of Dreams' once every 2 months in the Film Theatre

  • Change President title to Supreme Leader

  • Stream all the Liverpool games in Ember Lounge and constantly have on LFCTV

  • Rule with an Iron Fist

  • Personally test all food and alcoholic beverages on campus to make sure they meet my superior quality requirements

  • Increase campus security instead of bamboozling students that the lecture cameras act as security cameras

  • Change packaged sandwich suppliers

  • Hostile takeover of ResLife - For far too long they have put profit before people and are a stain on our university

  • Expand Greenpad operations - University student accommodation should be run by the union for the students

  • Won't reduce prices as it's not a sustainable business model

  • Introduce policies to protect students and ensure that the University&Organisations connected comply

About me and my cold blooded family history:

It all started 4.5 Billion years ago when the Earth was formed.

In 1921 my Great Great Great Uncle Michael Collins the commander-in-chief of the IRA helped lead the Irish War of Independence. In 1922 he was assasinated by the IRA. Ironic right?

During World War 2 my Great Great Uncle Jerry 'accidentally' shot a high explosive anti-tank round at a bank vault and a few tonnes of gold came falling out.

I was born in Liverpool sometime in 1999 (Possibly February? Can't remember t'was long ago) and named after the founder of the Labour Party, Keir Hardie.

I am currently studying my final year in Cyber Security.

Love Rum.

I only wear Green and Brown shirts and chinos.

Will die on the spot if you throw a tree nut at me.

IWeighTheSameAsOneYellowPagesBook.

LoveToSwimInThatOneCarParkThatConstantlyFloodsNextToLeekRoadHouses.

#WentOverTheWordLimitSorry

 

I promise I won't cook the books.

Feel free to email me if you have any questions:

s010669h@student.staffs.ac.uk

https://www.facebook.com/Keir4Staffs/


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